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05/13/2013 01:01 AM
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| A spy’s favorite shoes.
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Alex: What is a spy’s favorite kind of shoes? Liam: Gee, I don’t know. Alex: Sneakers! 
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05/10/2013 01:01 AM
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| “How to Fight Bulls”
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A book never written: “How to Fight Bulls” by Matt A. Door.
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05/08/2013 01:01 AM
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| “What Does It Do?”
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A book never written: “What Does It Do?” by A. Pendix. 
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05/07/2013 01:01 AM
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| Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Charlie: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Thomas: I don’t know. Why? Charlie: Because 7 8 9! 
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05/01/2013 01:01 AM
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| A man on a scale.
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A man stood on his bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. “I don’t think that helps,” his wife said sarcastically. “Sure it does,” the man said. “How else can I see the numbers?” 
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04/30/2013 01:01 AM
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| “Powerful Mints”
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A book never written: “Powerful Mints” by Al Toyd. 
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04/29/2013 01:01 AM
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| A discount at the boat store.
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Howard: What do you call a discount at the boat store? Susan: I don’t know. Howard: A “two-for-one sail.” 
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