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07/03/2008 01:01 AM
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| Darth Vader at the auction.
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Pedro: What did Darth Vader say to the emperor at the auction?
Chasen: What?
Pedro: “What is thy bidding, my master?
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07/02/2008 01:01 AM
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Robert: What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
John: I don’t know.
Robert: Tea-shirts.
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07/01/2008 01:01 AM
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| “Hot Rods”
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A book never written: “Hot Rods” by Minnie Van.
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06/25/2008 01:01 AM
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| What the horse said.
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Dylan: What did the horse say when it fell?
Bob: What?
Dylan: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”
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06/20/2008 01:01 AM
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| What Jack Frost likes.
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Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
John: What?
Josh: Snow and tell.
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06/19/2008 01:01 AM
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| What the horse said.
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Dylan: What did the horse say when it fell?
Bob: What?
Dylan: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”
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06/18/2008 01:01 AM
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| Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diesel.
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Jared: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jared: Diesel.
Joe: Diesel, who?
Jared: Diesel be your last chance to open the door!
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