Lucky Jokes

03/27/2017 07:33 AM
Making a living by driving customers away
Ken: Who makes a living by driving customers away? Justin: Who? Ken: Taxi drivers.

03/26/2017 06:30 AM
What the dragon said
Clark: What did the dragon say to the knight? Monty: What? Clark: “No more canned food!”

03/23/2017 05:01 AM
What one plate said to the other
Steven: What did one plate say to the other? Jim: What? Steven: “Food’s on me tonight!”

03/22/2017 05:01 AM
“Living Through The Storm”
A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.

03/21/2017 04:55 PM
An autobiography
Son: What is an autobiography? Dad: I don’t know. Son: An automobile’s story.

03/20/2017 05:41 AM
A sleepy police officer
Jacob: What do you call a sleepy police officer? Larry: What? Jacob: An undercovers cop.

03/17/2017 02:27 PM
How to fit more pigs on a farm
Mike: How do you fit more pigs on a farm? Ray: How? Mike: Build a sty scraper.

03/15/2017 05:01 AM
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Repeat.
John: Knock, knock. Peter: Who’s there? John: Repeat. Peter: Repeat, who? John: Who, who, who, who …

03/14/2017 05:01 AM
An alligator in a vest
Josh: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Jake: I haven’t the foggiest. Josh: An investigator!

03/12/2017 05:01 AM
Why the gum crossed the road
Seena: Why did the gum cross the road? Jerod: Why? Seena: It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

03/11/2017 05:01 AM
The crab didn’t give money to the charity
John: Why didn’t the crab give any money to charity? Mark: Beats me. John: Because he was shellfish.

03/10/2017 07:27 AM
Sodium jokes
Mike: Do you have any sodium jokes? George: Na.

03/09/2017 07:01 AM
“Lying on the Porch”
A book never written: “Lying on the Porch” by Matt.

03/07/2017 06:51 AM
How snowmen get their money
Michael: How do snowmen get their money? Chad: How? Michael: From a snow bank.

03/03/2017 05:17 AM
“Evergreen Trees”
A book never written: “Evergreen Trees” by Douglas Furr.